Explode patents. Freeze patents. Set patents on fire. Dissolve them in acid. But they'll fight back. A sidescrolling shooter inspired by the awfulness of patent illustrations.
Fight with randomized creatures based on bad patent art.
Acquire items and weapons with names fresh off Wikipedia.
Burn, freeze, dissolve or just shoot your opponents.
Beware of revenants, thieves, exploders, birthers, and more.
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