A brand new revolutionary software to accurately calculate the true age of your dog.
You might think it's good enough to multiply by 7, but it's not that simple, a dog's age changes with certain milestones in his life. You would be doing your pooch a terrible disservice, and surely Fido deserves the best!
This isn't a game and Ambrosia didn't make this, so now what...?
Eh, it gets the job done. Nice effort, but please realize calculating numbers at the push of a button is not fun, nor is it a game.